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Review: Ed Wood

As a kid, I was a big Tim Burton fan. In my adulthood (brief thus far, but worth mentioning) I have become weary of his more recent films and noticed things in his older ones that I didn’t notice before. This week, I decided to talk about one of his films that I didn’t find many problems with and enjoyed just as much now as I did when I was a kid. Ed Wood is a great film that pays homage to (and lightly makes fun of) the oft-proclaimed “Worst Director of All Time”, Edward D. Wood Jr.

I absolutely love how this movie doesn’t take Ed Wood too seriously (especially since it’s clear he didn’t take very many things too seriously himself). The film makes him human and interesting but doesn’t mind gently poking fun at him occasionally. A stuffy biopic would have been completely wrong for this movie simply due to the kind of person Edward D. Wood Jr. was, and the way this was written emphasizes his quirks in a way that makes him endearing while also lending to a sense of vicarious embarrassment.

Directing Plan 9

I can’t help but think of Ed Wood as a man who deeply loved film and would do anything for his friends and idols, but due to a naïvety most of us grow out of he lacks the knowledge of how to handle his career (and some of his relationships). He may be the “worst director of all time”, but this movie makes me wish I could be more like him due to his undying love for what he did.

This is the One I'll Be Remembered For

As for the film itself, it is very well made with careful consideration for how to lend homage to Ed Wood’s films. The film itself is in black and white and much of the score is reminiscent of C and D movies and trailers of the 50s, but the lighting and cinematography are very well done. There is one shot in particular of Bela Lugosi that I can’t get out of my head because I absolutely love how it is framed.

Shooting Morphine in the Car

The shots in this film are very well-arranged and the lighting in Bela Lugosi’s house is fantastic. This film is very visually interesting and contrasts Ed Wood’s actual films just enough to set itself apart from his work, while also being close enough that the audience doesn’t feel like an outsider peeking into a world they will never understand.

Bela's House

Martin Landau and Johnny Depp give great performances for this film. Johnny in particular mastered this unbridled enthusiasm that is hard to find these days, and I never got bored with watching him play this part. Martin Landau, however, did such a good job as one of Hollywood’s greatest stars, as he was able to humbly portray the struggles Bela Lugosi was going through, while giving just enough of a celebrity aura to his presence.

At the Backer's Party

Of the films Tim Burton has directed, I would definitely say this is his best picture. The subject was handled with careful consideration and the mise-en-scene was wonderful. This movie always makes me laugh and I always come away from it feeling like I can accomplish anything (even if nobody else appreciates it). So what are you waiting for? Go find a copy!

I also wanted to add a brief apology for this review being somewhat late, but you know how it is as a film nerd when the golden globes are on!


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Review: How to Lose Friends and Alienate People

Hello everyone! I decided to review this movie mostly because I hadn’t seen it in a while and wanted to do something relatively fresh. I hope everyone had a wonderful holiday season and is ready to deal with the “second-rate” holidays like Valentine’s Day and Groundhog’s Day, etc. Anyway, let’s get started!

The absolute best thing about this film has to be the cast. I don’t think you can do much better than putting Simon Pegg, Kirsten Dunst, Jeff Bridges, and Gillian Anderson in the same room. While this may seem like a group picked from a jar of names, they all work surprisingly well together and bring out the best in each other. I was honestly surprised at how well this cast worked together and would love to see Simon Pegg and Kirsten Dunst team up again in the future.

Alison and Sidney

On the point of acting though, I would like to point out Kirsten’s performance as especially rewarding to watch. No one can say this role is the most challenging she’s taken on, but you can tell she took the project seriously and she strongly delivers. I was highly impressed by the scene of her drunk after the break-up with Maddox (played by Danny Huston). Acting drunk is one thing I constantly see in film not being portrayed accurately, but Dunst absolutely nails it.

Alison Gets Drunk

While the cast works well for this movie, I’m not sure I entirely bought the story. With all of the antics that Sidney (Simon Pegg) commits while at Sharp’s Magazine it is nearly impossible to suspend disbelief when he only gets threatened with being fired, and it is an act of God that he ends up with any position of power within the company. I understand that this is a comedy, but the liberties taken with making sure the plot goes in Sidney Young’s favor are a bit too obvious for my taste.

Sidney and Sophie Fighting

Although the finer details of the plot were a bit too far-fetched for my taste, the overall story was quite relatable. Everyone wants their moment of fame and those who get it often realize it is not how they imagined it after all. Even aside from that, however, are the themes of unrequited love, troubled relationships with parents, feeling misunderstood in your new lot in life, etc. This movie is completely packed with situations we can all relate to which helps move the plot along during the scenes that aren’t entirely necessary.

Sidney Watching His Mother

The cast absolutely makes this film, but I can’t say it doesn’t have merit. This is a fun movie to watch on a night at home, but nothing you would insist all of your friends should see. It is entertaining but can also get a bit repetitive and requires a bit of patience. All in all, I’d say this film is one many will probably enjoy but not feel any need to watch again for a few more years.

Note:  I have decided not to include my favorite scenes anymore as they are becoming increasingly hard to find. Thus, I will be including the trailers at the end of my posts from now on.


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Review: Trading Places

Happy New Year everyone! I decided to finish off my holiday season reviews with a film that covers both Christmas and New Years. Also, I just really miss 1980s Eddie Murphy, so I wanted to watch something with him in it. Without further ado, Trading Places!

Exchange Student from Cameroon

One thing I like about movies is when things get explained without using too many words. The opening sequence of this film is a good example in that it keeps passing between scenes of Philadelphia rich neighborhoods and poor neighborhoods, emphasizing just how different they are. As viewers, we have a better understanding of just how wide the gap is between the classes in the city, and can piece together how badly things are going to go once the classes are forced to mix. While this is a good technique for this film to use, I do think this scene could have been done better. Instead of strictly showing poor neighborhoods and rich neighborhoods, they could have done more character development by showing Winthorpe (Dan Aykroyd) getting ready in comparison to Valentine (Eddie Murphy) waking up on the streets. Instead, this character development wasn’t used until later in the film (and with dialogue).


On the note of the “rich” and the “poor” this movie does attempt social commentary in a sense and occasionally succeeds. A majority of the jokes in this film that refer to race portray how ridiculous racism is instead of strictly relying on racial stereotypes. However, most of the stuff about how rich people treat poor people and vice versa was overblown to the point of not being realistically relevant. It was great for the story line of the film, but didn’t hold enough credibility to actually be considered legitimate commentary.

Winthorp and Valentine Meet

As a reviewer, I usually feel inclined to say that a movie was either “good” or “bad”, but I honestly don’t feel either way about this movie. The character development is decent, and Dan Aykroyd and Eddie Murphy are both in their prime, but there are various plot holes that even for a comedy I can’t quite shake off.  It’s been hard to find things to say about this film because it is pretty straight-forward. This film is not visually stunning but it is not vapid or completely void of substance, either. I like this movie, but I honestly would not think to watch it outside of the holiday season. Sorry my last review of the holidays is so short and essentially amounts to a shrug, but that is the best way to describe my feelings for this film. I hope everyone has a wonderful new year, and I look forward to going back to normal reviews for your enjoyment!

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Review: Christmas with the Joker (Batman the Animated Series Christmas Special)

Sorry this review is late, but after the technical difficulties I’ve been having this week there was also this pesky “spending time with the family” thing that got in the way. I wasn’t originally planning on reviewing another television special, but I received some positive feedback about my review of The Most Horrible X-Mas Ever and decided to share another favorite special of mine with all of you. To those of you who have followed my blog for a while now, I have mentioned before that I am a big fan of Batman (comics, shows, movies, you name it). It should be no surprise then that another favorite special of mine is from Batman: The Animated Series. I will admit, some people did ask why I wasn’t planning on reviewing Batman Returns with Michael Keaton and Michelle Pfeiffer, and it is because I feel that Christmas with the Joker from Batman: The Animated Series does a better job of meshing the Batman Universe with the themes and tropes of Christmas.

Joker as Late Night Special Host

One of the main things I look for in a Christmas special is a plot-line that doesn’t deviate too far from what a regular episode of the series would be like. If the episode would not work without the Christmas elements, then the drawing board needs to be revisited. This episode could work just as well if it were not a Christmas special. Too many shows throw away their usual story lines in favor of Christmas stories with a message, and this episode not only avoids that trap, but makes fun of it. Robin spends the beginning of the episode trying to convince Batman that nothing is going to happen because it is Christmas Eve, and Batman is thoroughly confused by the amount of good will on the streets during his patrol. Despite all of this, the Joker wreaks havoc on Gotham anyway, pointing out that just because it is the Holiday Season does not mean that the world is safe and carefree.

The Joker Wreaking Havoc

Another thing I love about this episode is the character development. Despite losing his parents, Dick Grayson (aka Robin) is more optimistic as a character than Batman, and it shows in his unwillingness to believe that anything could possibly go wrong on Christmas Eve. The opposite is true of Bruce Wayne, however, who is so convinced of the horrors of the world running rampant that he can’t understand why everyone seems to think the world is a better place just because it is Christmas. These examples are fairly black-and-white, but then we get to The Joker. Always one to love mayhem through theatrics, the Joker uses Christmas as an opportunity to take center stage throughout Gotham and terrorizes the civilian population with the use of things that are normally meant to bring joy and good cheer. As the perfect blend of kooky clown and sinister mastermind, this episode does an excellent job at giving screen-time to both sides of the Joker’s personality.

Bruce and Dick Discover the Joker's Scheme

I will not attempt to present myself as being unbiased for this review, as Batman is one of my favorite characters of all time and the Animated Series is perhaps my favorite portrayal of the Batman universe. However, I do not like this strictly for the fact that it is from Batman. This episode was very well written and can be enjoyed by many people: children, their parents, fans of the comics, etc. For being a simple television episode, this is a very well-rounded Christmas special.

The End of Christmas with the Joker

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Review Postponed Due to Technical Difficulties

Sorry I am unable to post my review today. My computer has been acting up and I am unable to stabilize it at the moment (I am posting this from my phone). I will hopefully be able to post my next review before Christmas morning.

To make it up to you all, I would love to review a movie for the New Year for you! Just let me know in the comments or on twitter (@CFH2289) what you would like to see me review. Happy Holidays, everyone!

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Review: The Most Horrible X-Mas Ever (Invader Zim Christmas Special)

            Usually I wouldn’t include a TV special on my blog, but the Holiday Season brings many tropes, one of which being the Christmas episodes of practically every television show on the air. It almost feels blasphemous to review Christmas movies without reviewing at least one holiday special. I will admit that I chose to review this because watching it has become just as much of a tradition in my house as watching Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer or A Charlie Brown Christmas has. Instead of doing a typical review, I’ve decided to simply explain what it is about this episode of Invader Zim that made it new-tradition worthy.

The Santa Has Won

            So the main thing that makes this special memorable is how it is able to balance staying true to the themes of the show itself while also making fun of various Christmas tropes. I have watched many a holiday special that have no place within the rest of the show, and often those are the episodes I skip when watching the season later on. Instead of making Zim realize the beauty and magic of Christmas or have him and Dib forgive one another, the show stays true to its roots and gives Zim a way to use Christmas as one of his schemes to take over the world. Once again, Dib is one of the few characters to realize what is going on and must be the one to stop him. This very easily could be a regular episode of the show, but it also works well as a Christmas special on its own.

The Actually Strong Jingle Jail

I absolutely love how the special reminds us that the point of Christmas is to spend time with our families and not get overly obsessed with tradition or commercialism, much like the message of A Charlie Brown Christmas, but is able to pull off portraying this message in such a tongue-in-cheek way. We learn this not through being fed up with fake Christmas trees, but through how willing people are to be teleported to their doom simply from the promise of spending Christmas with Santa.

Filthy Children on Santa Zim

            Of course, some of the jokes in this are there purely for the sake of randomness, such as the ending with Zim dressed as the Easter Platypus. However, I love these scenes because they offer a break from all of the Christmas madness, something that we could all use in our lives during this season. The Holiday Season has become such a marketing scheme for retail that many stores start offering Christmas items in October, if not sooner. By making sure this episode had scenes that didn’t directly relate to Christmas, it helps remind us that maybe Christmas isn’t the main thing we should all be paying attention to.

Bitey the Vampire

            Overall, this special isn’t the greatest out there or even known by most people. I honestly have not heard of anyone outside of my family that knows this special by name, let alone watched it more than once (if ever). However, the healthy sarcasm and light mocking of the typical Christmas special makes it interesting and fun to watch every year.

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Review: The Nightmare Before Christmas

Before I start, I apologize at how late this review is getting posted, even for my new policy. However, I am this late not just because I had work and all that fun “real life” stuff getting in the way, but because of my relationship with this film itself. This was my favorite movie as a child ever since my parents agreed, after listening to far too much begging, to get it for me on VHS for Christmas when I was in kindergarten. I have more merchandise based on this film than I can count, and I actually tried to find all of it as I prepared for this review but it seems I may be missing pieces. This of course made reviewing the film difficult, because how do you review a film objectively when it molded a large portion of your childhood? Thus, I understand that this is going to be a lot of praising, but I have done my best to try to pick out some problem areas as well. Ok, here we go.

Entering Halloween Town

So I’ll start off by saying that my favorite thing about this movie is the music. The songs are catchy and easy to remember without being superficial and boring. They discuss important issues like trying to figure out what to do with your life, regret at messing things up when all you wanted to do was help, wondering if there’s more to life than what you have previously done, etc. I can’t help but find myself singing along to most of these songs as I watch the movie. In general, the songs also help stabilize the character development. For instance, a lot of Jack’s turning points are done through song, whereas for Sally’s Song we finally get to hear Sally sing. She’s not perfect (but by no means terrible), which helps remind us that Sally isn’t there to be the utterly perfect love interest with nothing wrong with her, and that it’s perfectly fine for her to be that way.

Sally's Song

At least from what I have observed, it seems that the music is a favorite part of the film for other fans as well. Just think for one second: when was the last time you saw a screenshot from this film accompanied by a regular line of dialogue and not a song lyric?

While I love the themes at work in this film, I am more than willing to admit that the plot itself is not exactly the most original. This essentially takes the outcast/misfit theme from Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer and asks “but what if they had found some other holiday that suited them better?” Thus, the idea of Jack is born and decides he would rather cheer people up than scare them. Now, just because I say the plot is not original does not mean that it is bad. I think the idea of trading holidays was a great way to portray peoples’ differences, but you cannot ignore how heavily the various sources of inspiration material are referenced throughout this film.

Zero as Rudolph

There are also a few things that, plot-wise, do not make sense to me or seem particularly lazy. I think my biggest pet peeve (and perhaps I’m nit-picking) is this: Why does Oogie Boogie let Sally sew her leg back on at the end?

Sally as a Hostage

I can understand Oogie Boogie making her sew her hands back onto her arms so he could keep an eye on them, but giving her the other leg presents an opportunity to run away. The scene would have worked without her leg being sewn back on, and she could have been shown sewing it back on in the background as Jack apologizes to Santa Claus, similar to how she is shown in the background sneaking out of the laboratory with the fog juice when Dr. Finkelstein makes her replacement.

Sally Sneaking Away

While I do appreciate the way shots are framed throughout most of this film, I do want to point out one shot in particular that is my least favorite shot in cinema history. The shot of Sally attempting to remind Jack of who he is while she’s making his Santa costume always bothers me. She is looking at Jack, who is off camera to the viewer’s right, but she is facing/pointing his portrait at the camera. This bothers me to no end because Jack is just off-camera, he is not all the way to Sally’s left. She does not have to have her eyes pointed all the way to her left side to see Jack, so why is she shown looking this far? I can’t stand looking at her eyes pointing all the way to the side when her body language suggests that she should be looking forward. Again, I understand that I am nit-picking, but this particular shot has bothered me for years.

Worst Film Shot Ever

Back to things I love about this movie, I will never stop loving the set design. This movie has a completely unique design that has often been imitated and recreated but never equaled. The sets almost look like 3-D post-impressionist paintings due to all the thin stripes and curvy/skewed lines, helping to feed your imagination of what the rest of this world could look like as you watch the movie.

Jack in the Woods

Christmas Land and the real world also have wonderful set design, as the real world has very straight lines and gives off a typical suburban neighborhood vibe with just a hint of Norman Rockwell, while Christmas Land has very wide curves and large, bright objects to keep your eyes moving to different things and not focus on one single object for too long, because what’s the point of Christmas if you’re not experiencing sensory overload? The three worlds in the film are portrayed extremely well and each have their own, unique feel without being entirely stereotypical.

Christmas Town

Again, this movie has shaped who I am today in ways I will never be able to fully express. It was innovative for its time and had no trouble finding a place in pop-culture, for good reason. This film is well made and has many wonderful themes, reminding us that it is ok to follow our dreams, as long as doing so doesn’t take away someone else’s happiness. I highly recommend it as a children’s movie and a family holiday classic.

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